Publisher est. 2016
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Colin McGuire

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Colin McGuire is a poet and performer from Glasgow, who lives in Edinburgh, who continues to develop a reputation as a dynamic, engaging performer and poet. He is also an ESOL teacher and Mindfulness Meditation practitioner.

He has performed in countless poetry cabarets and slam performances across Scotland and the U.K., winning the Shore Poets Quiet Slam in 2014, and the Luminate Slam 2015 and he got to the semi-final in the BBC Fringe Slam in 2013 and 2018. He has facilitated the Artcore: Writers Inc Group at Edinburgh Central Library in 2016. He won the Out:spoken award for the 'film poetry' category and best poetry overall in London in 2018. He is also leads a reading and creative writing session with Open Book Charity group.

Enhanced Fool Disclosure was illustrated by Mhairi McGinlay

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LGBT-BLT

Lesbian-iceberg lettuce is cold and green with envy.
Gay goats-cheese is tart, thick and creamy.
Bisexual-bacon is half streaky, half rind.
Trangender-tomato is ripe with new seeds.

What a meal they make,
squashed together,
club sandwich.

Swallow each other whole.
Eat each other alive.

 

Bed is a Pleasant Country 

Bed is a pleasant country 
at ease with its peaceful history.
A benevolent autocracy that spreads
the wisdom of its calmness widely. 

Bed has a wisdom without words that eases 
and curls its citizens into a fox’s doze; 
minds cushioned, bodies coffee warm,
cookie dough, oven ready for sleep.

Bed is a Utopian state ruled by fantasists. 
A gentle tossing and turning 
does not disturb the peaceful accord 
between the tranquil snooze treaty. 

Bed is a womb warm bliss of primal memory,
a protectorate that nourishes with its boundaries.
May bed reign a restful century,
asleep in its own satisfaction. 

Bed is the century worth sleeping for. 
Life is the great war of the tired.
War, the decision of the exhausted.
Bed is the great peace of the content. 

Bed is the arena where equality lies. 
Bed is the President of the United States of Zzzzzz....
Bed proclaims: ‘Shut up and come to me.’ 
Bed is always right.